Miss Crow had raped a dancer before she ripped out my tounge,
Then sewed my lips with limer beans, tied a monkey to my ankle,
She said to me "young sailer you are a bullet for my gun"
and wherever she go, monkey follow, pull me by that shackle.

The limer beans grew from the seams and sprouted from my lips
Then turned black and rotted back, fell into my panic head
and monkey ran, saw what crow'd done for the sake laugh and kicks
So after went, dragged from behind, took me far and wide from Crow's bunk bed.

Miss Crow if i do, miss Miss Crow and i don't
You raped miss dancer on my birthday, you raped her on the lips
Miss Crow if i do, miss Miss crow and i don't
So monkey dragged me far from you and your sake of laugh and kicks.

In the sun, my tounge, my tounge, grew into an apple
Me and Monkey ate my tounge and met inside, Miss Earth worm
Miss Earth worm was a shy drunk thing, who giggle, dance and babble
So grabbed her sides and moved with her, we turn and turn and turn

Into the ground we heard a sound, echo from the ocean
so dig we did, and far and far until we found the sand
up to the salty air we did, and listened out across the ocean
And heard a red bird called Joe Webb sing "sail in my hand"

Earth Worm, Red bird, Monkey and me, ran into the English Sea
Earth Worm, Red bird, Monkey and me, sailed across the Asian sea
Earth worm, Red Bird, Monkey and me, crossed 6 of 7 mighty seas
Earth worm, Red Bird, Monkey and me, are still hungry for that 7th sea

I will sail far and with you, i will sail there and back
I will never touch a grass of land, i will never touch a soil of brown
Because happy i am with you, 4, in out boat and hats
I will never go asure Miss Crow, Be sure i'd rather drown